All I want for (insert holiday here)

[wheelieterp]

Is a proofreader... damn...

I mean, we all know I can't spell to save my life.... In all other ways, I am a reasonably inteligent guy, I just have a major spelling block..


But "With one major ACCEPTION??'

Vicodin is bad.

Very, very bad.

(Don't go looking for it... the "Edit entry" link is my friend.)

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[bootedintexas.livejournal.com]

This is Live Journal. This is Live Journal while on Vicodin.

word.

[jjblue.livejournal.com]

darvocette or ultracette. good pain killing, less tendency to write hallucinatiry blog entries.

[naylandblake.livejournal.com]

Switch to the latest version of Firefox. It has auto spellcheck built in. Has changed my life - I've used it four times in this entry alone.

[chef2b.livejournal.com]

Yes, Vicodin is pure delicious evil when one is in extreme pain.

Please note that Afsoun of the multiple syllabic title will commence her wicked mind control (if you've not noted that already) efforts if she hasn't already.

I have no doubt that you have had multiple inexplicable desires to leave the front door wide open or to open cans of tuna for no apparent reason. Repeat . . . "it's just Afsoun, it's just Afsoun". If that does not work, simply wrap aluminum foil around your head to block out the mind control rays. It works to block unwanted extraterrestrial communications and thus should work for the big A.

FYI - Vicodin in some has a propensity for wierd dreams or nightmares. Also, either drink LOTS of H2O or take stool softeners or you'll be really sorry.

With apologies to W. Churchill

[badgerpdx.livejournal.com]

POOR BUGGY-WUG

Oh, what is the matter with poor Buggy-wug?
Pet him and kiss him and give him a hug.
Run and fetch him a suitable drug,
Wrap him up tenderly all in a rug,
That is the way to cure Buggy-wug.

(Composed by Churchill to ease daughter's worry at her ailing dog, Pug-wug)
Alteration by Bob
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