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Are You There God? It's Me, Bug*
Jun. 2nd, 2009 10:36 pmMy new back brace showed up today... I wore it for two hours. It's gonna take some getting used to before I am wearing that thing all day. I now know what it is like to have bra straps.
The good: It doesn't show through the clothes much.
The Bad: The muscles that it is supposedly training don't want to be trained. They want more Karmel Sutra Ben and Jerry's and season three of Buffy on DVD.
The Ugly: It is FAR from sexy underclothing. Seriously... A Mormon would think it ugly.
*Bug's Brain Map
Or
"OK, Ruling Reddcub.... You're right, that book is about her first period and has nothing to do with back braces"
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret was written by Judy Blume, who also wrote a book called Deenie about a girl with Scoliosis who gets a back brace but still wins Prom Queen or something.... But "Are You There God? It's Me, Bug" is funnier than "Buggie"
The good: It doesn't show through the clothes much.
The Bad: The muscles that it is supposedly training don't want to be trained. They want more Karmel Sutra Ben and Jerry's and season three of Buffy on DVD.
The Ugly: It is FAR from sexy underclothing. Seriously... A Mormon would think it ugly.
*Bug's Brain Map
Or
"OK, Ruling Reddcub.... You're right, that book is about her first period and has nothing to do with back braces"
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret was written by Judy Blume, who also wrote a book called Deenie about a girl with Scoliosis who gets a back brace but still wins Prom Queen or something.... But "Are You There God? It's Me, Bug" is funnier than "Buggie"
