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Dec. 4th, 2005 12:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wheelieterpSo I had this really simple design that I wanted to get tattooed.. And NORMALLY, I would just go to the Tattoo GOD, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
traz_lthr_bear, but this one is so simple and fast, it would not be worth a trip home to have him do it... So a friend suggested that I put an ad on Craig's list for a barter.. Simple, maybe 20 minute tattoo for BDSM lessons.... It's a wierd idea, but I thought WHAT THE HELL! Why not?? It can't HURT to try, right??
Well...
I got an email from some woman saying, and I quote: "Have you tried or considered counseling?"
OH HELL NO YOU DIDN'T, BITCH....
The funny thing was.. She sent it from her REAL email address.. NOT from an anon. Craig's list remailer... So i have her name and email address.. Tee hee... So I replied:
Dear Ms. Scott,
I have, as a matter of fact, tried counseling. It helped me become the well adjusted person I am today. I find it does wonders for people with issues such as yours as well. Perhaps you should try it? It might give you something to do other than combing through Craig's list looking for perfectly well-adjusted people for you to throw your ignorant, idiotic opinions at. Seriously, get a new hobby and leave me alone.
Thank you.
traz_lthr_bear, but this one is so simple and fast, it would not be worth a trip home to have him do it... So a friend suggested that I put an ad on Craig's list for a barter.. Simple, maybe 20 minute tattoo for BDSM lessons.... It's a wierd idea, but I thought WHAT THE HELL! Why not?? It can't HURT to try, right??Well...
I got an email from some woman saying, and I quote: "Have you tried or considered counseling?"
OH HELL NO YOU DIDN'T, BITCH....
The funny thing was.. She sent it from her REAL email address.. NOT from an anon. Craig's list remailer... So i have her name and email address.. Tee hee... So I replied:
Dear Ms. Scott,
I have, as a matter of fact, tried counseling. It helped me become the well adjusted person I am today. I find it does wonders for people with issues such as yours as well. Perhaps you should try it? It might give you something to do other than combing through Craig's list looking for perfectly well-adjusted people for you to throw your ignorant, idiotic opinions at. Seriously, get a new hobby and leave me alone.
Thank you.
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Date: 2005-12-04 08:13 am (UTC)you have to keep me posted on how this turns out.
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Date: 2005-12-04 08:20 am (UTC)When I engage in flame war, I BRING IT!!!
Booo-ya!
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Date: 2005-12-04 08:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-04 08:35 am (UTC)I was all, Quirky, hold my baby.. I'ma cut her!!
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Date: 2005-12-04 08:19 am (UTC)Your response was much nicer than mine would have been.
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Date: 2005-12-04 08:21 am (UTC)You're so much nicer that I am...
Date: 2005-12-04 03:42 pm (UTC)Then after a few exchanges - I begin dream of her trying to get me to come to counseling with her, and then documenting her twisted advice so I can get her in trouble with her local asssociation, maybe get her credentials suspended with insurance companies, possibly get her in legal trouble or humiliated in the paper.
I love playing with the christians, too.
In truth I'd probably string her along for a while, then smack down like you did.
Nice job.
SHUT UP!
Date: 2005-12-04 08:21 pm (UTC)lmao. LOVE IT!