Caged boys rule

[wheelieterp]

The indominable submissive wonder boy, jumpingblind recently told me a story of a couple that tried to pick him up on Manhunt. The one who contacted him was all about wanting to be kinky and leathery, and instructed JB to email his partner and make contact. Well... The partner was WICKED vanilla and was rude and shaming to the sweet little sub pig. He also learned that said wonder boy has a razor sharp wit and knows how to stand up for himself.

So last night, the guy sent me a "Wink" on Manhunt.




Dear B******_,

Thank you for the "Wink" on Manhunt. I am sorry I did not reply sooner, yesterday was a busy day! The cops got wind of my "Stable" (6 fetching young men that I keep caged in my basement) and came over to investigate. It was touch and go there for a moment, but luckily, I keep all of the little darlings in collars spiked with a touch of C4 and remote detonators. They know when to be still and quiet, I can tell you that much!!

Anyway, I certainly found your profile appealing, and can tell by your Master's cap that you are obviously a man of considerable BDSM experience (but you can't fool me, you clever boy! I recognize that hat and know from wence it came! That's the hat from the "Cops and Robbers Fantasy Costume Set" from Spartacus!! You sly thing!!)

So, what are you into? Here are some of the activities I enjoy:

Rope
Flogging
Whipping
Punching
Caning
Slapping
Humiliation
Sensory dep
Piercing
Cutting
Blood play
Breath control
Fisting
Electroplay
Chainsaws
Bamboo under the fingernails
Chinese water torture
Drawing and quartering
Drowning
Burning at the stake
Gas chambers

I also get into some really freaky edge play such as wearing white after Labor day and eating with my fingers, but these activities are kind of advanced, I know, and as they are not for everyone, they are not requirements.

Do you have a partner, or another person we could play with? I sometimes like to travel with this boy I know (jumpingblind on here) who is into some really freaky shit. He can be really fun, as he is a total pig, but can go a bit far sometimes. I have even seen him wear horizontal stripes!! I know! It's like he has *NO* fear!

I am so glad you caught my attention! You don't have to reply, as I am pretty computer proficient and was able to hack your isp and trace your home address through your ip address. I am on my way to see you! I have a special collar for you, and an empty cage in my basement!

See you soon!

Dodgingwindshields, aka

Sir Daddy Bug Master



Of course, I didn't actually send this to him... Just to jumpingblind in an email conversation we were having about it...

Comments

[brianpdx.livejournal.com]

i love your wickedness.

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

Especially when I wear white after labor day and eat with my fingers, huh?

You naughty, naughty man!

[madkevinp.livejournal.com]

wow, just wow...

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

what? too much?

[madkevinp.livejournal.com]

Your Writing Skills are amazing...

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

Thank you!!

Now.. If I could just figure out how to use my powers for good, rather than evil, I could finish my damn novel...

But I am forever distracted by shiny blog-o-sphere....

I like shiny.

[madkevinp.livejournal.com]

OMG!!! I Googled SHINY And This Is What Came Up....LOL http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&oe=ISO-8859-1&q=shiny&gbv=2

OMG!!!!

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

Mom?

[madkevinp.livejournal.com]

Sorry, THIS Is What Came UP!!! http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://tlctugger.com/images/YS8-Shiny.jpg&imgrefurl=http://tlctugger.com/YSC-instructions.htm&h=300&w=320&sz=25&hl=en&start=7&tbnid=LMnP2onDMk5bnM:&tbnh=111&tbnw=118&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dshiny%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DISO-8859-1

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

That caused so many retorts to simultaneously pop into my head that it created this log jam like thing and I just drooled in stupidity for a while.

Wow.

[uniformscout.livejournal.com]

you are so fablous you should send it...

[cubdaddy.livejournal.com]

ROFL

x0

[odelenu.livejournal.com]

That is frigging hysterical!

[asweetbri.livejournal.com]

Oh my words! White after Labor Day AND horizontal stripes???

~faints~

[fuzzyjay.livejournal.com]

Fingers are permissible for asparagus.

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

No.

They.

Aren't!!!!!!!!!!!

Fingers, schmingers.

[fuzzyjay.livejournal.com]

That must be a west-coast thing.

Re: Fingers, schmingers.

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

Do you believe everything you read on TEH INTARWEBZ?

[hossinseattle.livejournal.com]

Suaie and I used to love to take all our linen to the cleaners after the Labor Day weekend, and then start laughing at girls with linen on before Easter.