I'd sell my ass.. but....

[wheelieterp]

Ever notice how you don't seem to run out of those staples like laundry detergent, toothpaste, coffee and TOILET PAPER until you are really broke?

Comments

[auxugen.livejournal.com]

And they all magically run out at the same time too! Hopefully you didn't discover your lack of toilet paper once it was um... too late.

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

No.. I am not actually OUT... But close.. And I can afford to buy more.. It just never happens when I am sitting comfortable and not pinching every penny.

[dr-moni.livejournal.com]

Yes..I have noticed that they all tend to run out when the money has also run out. I have actually sold my ass to pay for toilet paper. It is not a good feeling, but better than not having toilet paper when it is needed!

[fuzzyjay.livejournal.com]

If you sell your ass do you still need toilet paper?

[bootedintexas.livejournal.com]

and you only learn that "Well that toilet paper is so much cheaper, look at how much money i am saving not getting two ply..." lesson. once.

[cubdaddy.livejournal.com]

And what a nice ass it is! ;->>>

[luckytiger.livejournal.com]

How could you be broke? They told me interpreters made scads of dough. Damn.

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

I lied.


And you know what's worse?? All those "Signs" I showed you are really ways of saying horribly rude things.

Good luck!

finally

[babybearboy.livejournal.com]

dont tease me cuz you know I will buy it. not like its mine already, but it will be kinky to pretend im paying u for it lol.. come to poppa!!

Re: finally

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

Dream

On

Re: finally

[babybearboy.livejournal.com]

i have one of those pics too.. how weird but on this pic of you u actually look butch!!

Re: finally

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

How funny!! In yours, you don't!!

Re: finally

[babybearboy.livejournal.com]

do i look butch on this?