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[wheelieterp]

Doing well.. Arm is pretty much healed... Gonna be back on the bike this afternoon for a short ride, hopefully. Friday is a big training ride.


In other news, I start my new weekend job as BIG SCARY BOUNCER AT THE EAGLE on Friday. The owner and one of the bartenders approached me on Sunday and said: "So, we sometimes have theme nights.. On July 21st, it's Dyke night... and.. well.... um.... well... We all wear mini skirts... It's kind of required... I am sorry... Are you gonna be ok with that?"

Am I going to be ok with that??? HA!

Comments

[jkusters]

Are you going to be okay with that?!? That is great!

Knock 'em dead, sweetie!

JOhn.

[glowroper.livejournal.com]

That means that your skirts will now be a tax-deductible work-related expense!

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

Yuo should be a CQA

Certified Queer Accountant

the real question...

[shakay.livejournal.com]

are we, your adoring bug blog fans, going to be ok with it?

F'in A! as long as we get pictures! we will, won't we?

Glad to hear your arm is feeling better. :)

[auxugen.livejournal.com]

How little they know...

:-)

Congrats on the new, cool job too!

[hossinseattle.livejournal.com]

My former roommate was a bouncer in SF once,

This drunk kid kept trying to came back after he got 86d and finally he decided to just walk right past my roommate. He took a start from up the block and walked right to the door. My roommate stepped in front of the door and held his arm out. Kid walked into it and fell straight back onto the sidewalk.

Split his empty head right open.

Don't do that, OK?

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

I promise...That is awful.. your friend must have been traumatized.. Not to mention the drunk guy

[hossinseattle.livejournal.com]

The drunk guy was OK after the paramedics got there. And my friend's really a nice guy, although he looks mean.

Now I can't wait to go to P'land!

[dirty-faggot.livejournal.com]

When I walked in and saw you at the door, I almost ran screaming! You were so BIG and SCARY! ;-)

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

I would totally pay to see you running away, screaming... Would you do the whole "Hands in the air, waving around like a frightened muppet" thing?? I love that.

[dirty-faggot.livejournal.com]

I need wild hair to pull that off. ...maybe a wig?

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

Totally... But we can't stop at a wig.. We need to get some of that spray in hair color for your chest hair too in order to complete the Muppet Makeover.