World of WarBrat

As we lay here tonight, ready to drift off into peaceful slumber, my precious boy turns to me, and gazing with his big brown eyes, he sighs and says: "I don't know who to level up next... My priest or my shaman..."

Me: "Nice! Obsess much? 'OH WOE IS ME!! I DON'T KNOW WHO TO LEVEL UP!! ME PRIEST OR MY SHAMAN! AND I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD EQUIP MY HELM OF THE MONKEY BUTT!!!'"

Ruling Reddcub: *pout*

Me: "Oh come on, honey!! What are you getting mad at!?"

RRC: "Oh nothing!! You're only making fun of me!!" *pouts harder*

Me: "You make fun of me all the time!!"

RRC: "Yeah, but you're a cripple."

Signs

ARRRGGGG!!!! It's the Wheelie Giant!!! ARRRRRRGGGGG!!!!