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Sick... Sicky sick sick....

I thought food poisoning (late night vegetarian taco salad and hash browns at Roxy's.. Hey.. beating people all night long builds up an appetite!!), but I also have a low grade fever... Has anyone ever heard of having a fever with food poisoning??

Then, Of course, I though bird flu, but I don't see any feathers.. Just the same old fur.


Icky poo.

Update

Must have been food poisoning.. I have not prayed to the Goddess thru the porcelain telephone for a few hours and I am slowly feeling better. Just as I had decided to find a bright side and call this a diet plan. The Mary-Kay Olsen Diet Plan. I am so hip.

Anyway, I felt better enough to walk the 3 blocks to the store, cuz I wanted saltines... And ginger ale. Problem was, I had not had a soda in over a year (or pop, as we Oregonians call it). High fructose corn syrup is the devil's syrup. It leads straight to herion and sex with animals. Don't even get me started on diet soda (which, ironically enough, is called diet soda by us Oregonians, not diet pop, as one might expect). But this being Oregon and all, I was able to find some organic ginger ale. It is good. And the bubbles tickle.. Tee hee.

Now, I am just waiting for the boy to get off of work so he can come take care of me. I figure since I am going with the Dom role these days, that makes me entitled to be pathetic and whiny when I am sick. For as all of us submissives (and former submissices/switches/whatever) know, there is nothing more whiny and pathetic than a sick Dom.


But call me on it and I'll whip you.