Weee. really.

How about a nice weekend of self-esteem bashing?? Situations that make you feel like shit.. Like the shit that shit steps on??

Why yes, thank you.. I think I will have one of those!


In better news.. I sold Daisey... I am now bike hunting... They are expensive, folks, but at least I can now hold my head high and say "I am not a dirty driver!!" And I will soon have thighs that can crack walnuts and an ass of death.

Question.....

From danjite:

Jim and Sarah are a young, couple who have decided to go camping together. As Jim claims he wants some time to think deeply about Sarah's hopes and wishes for the future that she revealed in a passionate fireside chat the previous evening, they decide to leave their tent at 9 AM and each walk around the lake in opposite directions and meet around the other side.

Sarah hikes at the rate of 2 miles per hour and Jim hikes at the rate of 2.4 miles per hour.
The perimeter of the lake is 10 miles.

After one hour, Jim meets another young man, whom he shares a joint with and discusses his situation and concerns over Sarah's talk last night, resulting in Jim's delay of 45 minutes.

Assuming that the sun sets at 6:20PM, when Jim and Sarah reunite at the other side of the lake, will there still be enough daylight for Sarah to notice the little bit of dried semen in the corner of Jim's smile?

( My answer )