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From [livejournal.com profile] danjite:

Jim and Sarah are a young, couple who have decided to go camping together. As Jim claims he wants some time to think deeply about Sarah's hopes and wishes for the future that she revealed in a passionate fireside chat the previous evening, they decide to leave their tent at 9 AM and each walk around the lake in opposite directions and meet around the other side.

Sarah hikes at the rate of 2 miles per hour and Jim hikes at the rate of 2.4 miles per hour.
The perimeter of the lake is 10 miles.

After one hour, Jim meets another young man, whom he shares a joint with and discusses his situation and concerns over Sarah's talk last night, resulting in Jim's delay of 45 minutes.

Assuming that the sun sets at 6:20PM, when Jim and Sarah reunite at the other side of the lake, will there still be enough daylight for Sarah to notice the little bit of dried semen in the corner of Jim's smile?



I LOVE algebra!!! Ok.. the first thing we have to do is find out what the question is asking, then define our variables... So we wanna know the "Probababilty of Sarah knowing that Jim is an oral bottom after walk." We're gonna call that "P". There are many factors that effect P that we need to define. The main one being, will enough day light left for Sarah to see? To know this, we need to know the time it takes Jim and Sahra BOTH to walk around the lake.... For this we are going to use Time=Distance/Rate (T=D/R). Let's solve for Jim first...

Vairiable= Jim's time (JT)

JT= (T=d/r)+.75 (The .75 is the 45 mins it took for Jim to get boned and then swallow one.)

JT=(T=5/2.4)+.75 (Jim and Sharah have agreed to meet on the other side of a lake with a perimeter of 10 miles.. That means 5 miles total distance.)

JT=(T=2.08)+.75 (The answer should only have ONE significant figure, as the equation has a term with only one sig fig So...)

JT=2+.75

Jim's Time to the other side of the lake, including the stop to burn and swallow, is about 2 hours, 45 minutes.

We do the same thing for Sahrah, not including the 45 mins..

ST=(T=5/2)
Sarah's Time = 2.5 hours.

They left their campsite at 9 am, arriving at the other side of the lake at 11:45 am and 11:30 am respectively, so the daylight issue is a red herring... PLEANTY of that left..

We can also assume from the problem that Jim and Sarah have been together for a while, so Sarah is most likely aware of the speed at which Jim walks, meaning that she would have been expecting JIM to be waiting, not the other way around. So, it is safe to assume that Sarah is concerned by the time Jim arrives, and is porbablly paying more attention to detail than she would be had her concern not been raised.

So given the fact that there is PLEANTY of daylight.. and the assumption that Sarah is in a more excited state, I would say that P is pretty near 100%


Jim's busted.

Date: 2006-03-05 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bearsir.livejournal.com
Your solution is brilliant! Though tough news for poor Jim.

I especially love the phrase the stop to burn and swallow, by the way.

Date: 2006-03-05 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com
Thanks!!! After, I thought about changing it to "Toke and choke," but that assumes too much (Friend was..err...large... or he was inpet), nes pas?

Date: 2006-03-05 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blt4success66.livejournal.com
First of all, the fact you can do the math on that just literally astounds me because those time/distance problems raised the question "why the fuck to I care" but in this case, it is practical.

Anyhooo...great answer.

Date: 2006-03-05 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-maenad.livejournal.com
I believe we need to take into consideration the pussy juice facial that Sarah is sporting. Girls being girls, she is waaaaaaaay later than Jim. And Sarah being a femme, there's that damning fuck knot in the back of her hair.

No, I think Sarah will be so busy trying to get the fuck knot out of her hair and hoping that Jim won't lick her face that Jim can smile his semeny smile all he wants.

Date: 2006-03-05 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com
I treid SO HARD top make somehting along those lines fit into the parameters of the problem.. LOL

Date: 2006-03-05 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reichmarshall.livejournal.com
Who said algebra was boring?!

Date: 2006-03-05 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] npdxbear.livejournal.com
If we had questions like this in high school, I might have actually paid attention in math class...

is he really busted?

Date: 2006-03-05 10:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dontknow.livejournal.com
Jim is going to be walking up to Sarah with his head facing down because he is still baked which will somewhat hide the dried cum. By the time he reaches Sarah, Sarah will be exhausted from her walk and will be glad to see him. The first thing Jim does is french kiss Sarah and be glad that she tastes better than the guy who now knows all his secrets. Sarah will be thinking about how late Jim is, and why is he walking so slowly and why does he look so glum. So she will be totally distracted and be really glad to be getting that kiss.

Will Sarah taste that dried cum? Or will she be too distracted by the kiss?

--DK

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