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So I had this really simple design that I wanted to get tattooed.. And NORMALLY, I would just go to the Tattoo GOD, traz_lthr_bear, but this one is so simple and fast, it would not be worth a trip home to have him do it... So a friend suggested that I put an ad on Craig's list for a barter.. Simple, maybe 20 minute tattoo for BDSM lessons.... It's a wierd idea, but I thought WHAT THE HELL! Why not?? It can't HURT to try, right??

Well...

I got an email from some woman saying, and I quote: "Have you tried or considered counseling?"

OH HELL NO YOU DIDN'T, BITCH....

The funny thing was.. She sent it from her REAL email address.. NOT from an anon. Craig's list remailer... So i have her name and email address.. Tee hee... So I replied:

Dear Ms. Scott,

I have, as a matter of fact, tried counseling. It helped me become the well adjusted person I am today. I find it does wonders for people with issues such as yours as well. Perhaps you should try it? It might give you something to do other than combing through Craig's list looking for perfectly well-adjusted people for you to throw your ignorant, idiotic opinions at. Seriously, get a new hobby and leave me alone.

Thank you.

Ummmm SCARY...

Your Brain's Pattern

Your brain is always looking for the connections in life. You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first. You're also good at connecting people - and often play match maker. You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white.

What Pattern Is Your Brain?

THIS IS SO ME!!!

OH mY GOD!!! The Craig's list person is gender fluid!!!

I got a reply!!!!!!

"My Good? Sir,
This is Mr. Scott, were you as well adjusted as you claim you would not have posted your sick perverted add (sic) in the first place. You and your kind give the internet a bad name"


To which I replied:

"Forgive the gender dysphoria.. Your email tag says Sherrie Scott. Sherrie sounds like a woman's name to me, sorry....

You crack me up. Thanks for making my day."

Yes.. I did intentionally misuse the phrase Gender Dysphoria.

You know what's wonderful???

Two plus hours of a melodious East Tennesse accent on a Sunday morning followed by Donuts(tm).

The Sherrie saga continues...

I loves me some flame wars...

"You are observent, sherrie is a Girls name. Like Normal people she is married to a man. Something you cannot"


To which I replied:

"So..First of all... We are going to see if we can't make your WONDERFULLY quaint little message a bit more intelligible....

You are observAnt, S(CAPITOL S)errie is a g(SMALL G)irl'(Apostrophe)s name. Like normal people,(COMMA) she is married to a man (We'll discuss that in a moment). Something you cannot DO.

There.. Doesn't that sound better?? Good.

Now..Let's talk content, shall we?

Apparently, Sherrie is not only married to a man who has obvious issues with his sexuality, and has some problems constructing a simple English sentence, but also one who can't have his own email address. I know! Those Yahoo accounts are HARD to set up. Poor dear. I bet if you asked nicely, and stopped breathing through your mouth for a second, Sherrie might even help you to get your own! It seems like she was able to set up hers just fine.

As far as me not being able to marry a man. Oh.. OUCH.. You injured me..Please.. If you want a flame war, buddy, BRING it.. Don't play. This is pathetic. I am SURE you can do better. Can't you?"