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I loves me some flame wars...

"You are observent, sherrie is a Girls name. Like Normal people she is married to a man. Something you cannot"


To which I replied:

"So..First of all... We are going to see if we can't make your WONDERFULLY quaint little message a bit more intelligible....

You are observAnt, S(CAPITOL S)errie is a g(SMALL G)irl'(Apostrophe)s name. Like normal people,(COMMA) she is married to a man (We'll discuss that in a moment). Something you cannot DO.

There.. Doesn't that sound better?? Good.

Now..Let's talk content, shall we?

Apparently, Sherrie is not only married to a man who has obvious issues with his sexuality, and has some problems constructing a simple English sentence, but also one who can't have his own email address. I know! Those Yahoo accounts are HARD to set up. Poor dear. I bet if you asked nicely, and stopped breathing through your mouth for a second, Sherrie might even help you to get your own! It seems like she was able to set up hers just fine.

As far as me not being able to marry a man. Oh.. OUCH.. You injured me..Please.. If you want a flame war, buddy, BRING it.. Don't play. This is pathetic. I am SURE you can do better. Can't you?"

Date: 2005-12-05 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theotherqpc.livejournal.com
you are the wind beneath my wings.

Date: 2005-12-05 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hugh-mannity.livejournal.com
This is delicious. I am so enjoying your flame war.

Just one minor quibble, which I'm sure Mr. S. won't notice, an upper-case letter is a capitAl letter. CapitOl is a building in Washington DC.

Date: 2005-12-05 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com
ROFLMFAO..Oh my god!! You are so right!!!

Oh I hope he does catch it... It would so serve me right....

That is gonna keep me laughing all day.

Date: 2005-12-05 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darklady-produc.livejournal.com
I've been married to men twice. Ain't no big thing. You're not missing out on much, trust me.

Date: 2005-12-06 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cub-cake.livejournal.com
You rock - thank you for living out my confrontational and grammatic fantasies. SO satisfying!

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