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I have conquered drug addiction.

I have conquered alcohol addiction.

I have conquered tobacco addiction.

And today... Today I went a full day without an apple fritter.

Praise Je-bus.

Date: 2006-05-04 04:42 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jkusters
You count this as a good thing? How odd... :-)

*full but now craving apple fritters....*

JOhn.

Date: 2006-05-04 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brianpdx.livejournal.com
WWJD for a Klondike bar?

I bought Christopher Reeve's wheelchair on ebay.

Autistic kids rock.


yes, I am a sick man. But you, my love, are the crack. XOXOXO

'grats on your stamina!!

Date: 2006-05-04 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com
1) I dunno... But don't be fooled by the 'stick a knife thru my hand' thing... It's a trick...

2) Shut up!! You did not!!! That is so hawt!

3) And quadruple amputee kids roll.. Especially down hills

Date: 2006-05-04 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brianpdx.livejournal.com
penis is a privledge! say please!

Date: 2006-05-04 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brianpdx.livejournal.com
mommie drinks because i cry

Date: 2006-05-04 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com
And more failed children's books:

You're Different, and That's Bad!

Grampa Gets a Casket

Date: 2006-05-04 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brianpdx.livejournal.com
LOL I love it!

I ripped mommy a new one


i spend too much time at tshirthell.com

Date: 2006-05-04 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danjite.livejournal.com
Right. No apple fritters.

But how many Cub Scouts did it take you to distract yourself?!?

Date: 2006-05-04 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com
Cub scouts give me gas.. I prefer brownies.

Date: 2006-05-04 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danjite.livejournal.com
Brownies with nuts?

Date: 2006-05-04 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danjite.livejournal.com
Hmmm... there is a Duncan Donuts just uptown from here.

I wonder...

Naah. Not a chance.

Date: 2006-05-04 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com
They have to!!! Apple Fritters in peanut sauce!

Date: 2006-05-04 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hossinseattle.livejournal.com
You're not giving up the dick sucking, right?

Date: 2006-05-04 05:24 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-05-04 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebcub79.livejournal.com
No!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a slippery slope, first fritters, then bearclaws.

Date: 2006-05-04 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com
ALas.... I am allergic to nuts.. No Bearclaws for me...

Date: 2006-05-04 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ebcub79.livejournal.com
Bearclaws have no nuts

Date: 2006-05-04 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com
Not sure where you are getting your bearclaws, but the ones I have seen all have almonds on them, and the filling is made with almond paste.. This I learned the hard way.

Date: 2006-05-04 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] khaybee.livejournal.com
We were in the US for an entire month, and in all that time, I ate only ONE apple fritter. That is the only one I've had since I moved to Thailand in September 2005.

Sometimes I jes dream of rollin' in 'em!!

The other day, [livejournal.com profile] danjite said something to me that made me feel defensive, so I said, "I have a sister apple fritter whore, and that's almost like a gang, so you should be careful!"

Sometimes I feel lucky that the other people on the street don't speak English.

Date: 2006-05-04 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com
Yeah!! We ARE a gang!! Why, we are scarier than a gaggle of Tranny Hookers.. and you know how much they love a good knife fight.

Date: 2006-05-04 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faun-fae.livejournal.com
mmm gaggles of Tranny Hookers all hyped on apple fritters, pure sugary goodness dripping like the buckets of cum from a convention of loggers fresh from the orgy, seems just like yesterday....oh umm, yeah stay off the fritters honey, leave them to the big girls, we can handle it...

you are sick

Date: 2006-05-04 10:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] babybearboy.livejournal.com
hmm are you feeling ok? why are you depriving yourself of the fun stuff? and im notn talking about the drugs, alcohol or cigars

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