And Dad throws in his two cents...

[wheelieterp]

Mom: "Steve is making Dinner."

Dad: "What's he making?"

Mom: "Shrimp salad."

Dad: "And.....?"

Mom: "That's it... He is eating all natural, whole foods these days and I asked him to put me on that diet too.. I wanna loose weight."

Dad: (Blanching) "All NATURAL, foods?? Like, Organic??"

Mom: " I think so.. You'll live."

Dad: "First I had to get used to him being gay, now you're telling me he's a Lesbian?"

Me: (From Kitchen)"I HEARD THAT!!"

Dad: "Excuse me, Billy Jean."

Comments

[wearbear.livejournal.com]

Hot lesbian bear porn, oh my I think I just stumbled onto something there;)

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD!!! That is the BEST idea EVER!!!! I just had visions of hot bears on thier knees sucking on the strap ons of butch dykes...'scuse me, I need a towel now...

[wearbear.livejournal.com]

We're just not right man, someone's going to take away are gay cards, which is ok cuz I'll just whip out my queer card and use that instead;)

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

Queer Card.. Don't leave home without it.

[whitr.livejournal.com]

you two are so twisted... I love it. I can only imagine what being in a room with you two would be like.

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

Sticky...

[brandonriley.livejournal.com]

i just pictured a bear sucking off a high femmes strap-on... i need a towel now...

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

That would be so hot too...

[scorpiocub.livejournal.com]

THAT is hysterical

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

It's laugh riot around here

[beg1n.livejournal.com]

Possibly the funniest LJ post I've read! LOL

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

No way!!

[whitr.livejournal.com]

*Wipes juice from monitor*
Too Frickin Funny!

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

I am starting to see where I got my rather odd sence of humor from..

[blt4success66.livejournal.com]

Ah yes...love Dad, don't we?

[luckykid13.livejournal.com]

OK- Dad takes the cake!

[hossinseattle.livejournal.com]

I love your dad!

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

I really want to meet your parents.

[jediknightcub.livejournal.com]

You should start golfing with your mom. Just to see what your Dad can come up with.

Friended you btw - you are too damn funny!

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

Yeah.. Dad plays golf every Sunday morning.. Mom an I use that time to have brunch. And I friended you back... So now you can see the filtered hilarity that is my life...LOL

[jediknightcub.livejournal.com]

Ah...then you need to plan a golfing trip here (http://www.lpgainternational.com/).

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

The Lesbian Professional Golf Association!! What a GREAT idea!