Do you have ANY idea...

[wheelieterp]

How hard it is to De-pervert my apartment in anticipation for my parents' visit TOMORROW????

Where does one hide 1000' of rope and a ton of bondage gear and floggers and stuff??

I'll figure that out, but girlfagpnw's painting stays up!! That is ART and if the subject makes them uncomfortable, that's too bad!

Oh who am I kidding? They'll probablly love it!

MY PARENTS ARE VISITING TOMORROW!! I am SO FUCKING excited!

Comments

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

They don't know you're a perv? Come out of the perv closet!

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

Oh they know, but seeing the toys is another thing entirely.

[hossinseattle.livejournal.com]

I'm so happy for you. I hope they are as fun as always.

[f8n-begorra.livejournal.com]

How will you explain the case of Crisco?

[hugh-mannity.livejournal.com]

Careful -- they might want to borrow some of your best toys!

[mason5280.livejournal.com]

Just tell them you've taken up rock climbing or hiking and it's your safety gear! :-)

[jamesleeland.livejournal.com]

I hope that you have a great visit with them. I have a friend that is coming down from Seattle to Portland this weekend and would love to have a drink with a leather fag (for good company) some time. I can pass on your phone number if you are interested or give you his. He just wanted to chat and have a drink (nothing funny, wink). Let me know.

Jaime

[bullybear.livejournal.com]

I never seen a flashing "FUCKING" before. lol

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

(blink) FUCKING (/blink)

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