Something special tonight!

[wheelieterp]

Instead of reviewing porn movies tonight, I thought I would share some of our lovely toys with you, my dear friends. It is a bit more challenging to come up with "Straight" and "Gay" toys, so forgive me if you think this is a bit skewed.

"STRAIGHT"

Triple Play

It's a pocket pussy. Which is a male masturbator in the shape of a vagina. Made out of some sort of plastic or latex. What makes this one special is that it comes with three different little clumps of doll hair, so you can make it a Blonde, Brunette or Red-head. Yup.. Interchangeable fake pubic hair. What will they think of next??

"Gay"

THE GI JOCK ARMY KIT
It comes with:

A cammo jock strap.

A lube pillow

A cammo bullet vibrator with a sleeve that looks like a grenade.

A butt plug in the shape of an artillary round.

A picture of a naked guy with sunglasses with the caption "Drop and give me 20".

No.. I am not making this up.

Comments

[lazaruspdx.livejournal.com]

what is a lube "pillow"???

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

One of those "Single serving" size packets of lube.

[fu-le-bear.livejournal.com]

The fake pubic hair freaks me out. Speaking of "freaking out" I think I'll post...no I probably shouldn't, that's too much.

[ink-ling.livejournal.com]

I am so happy! Changing out your pocket pussy's hair color sounds very gay, almost like playing with a Barbie bust! ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Speaking of butt plug that looks like an artillary round, I once saw the x-ray images of exactly that, online at some bizarre site. I tried looking it up for you but alas, no success (maybe just as well, right?)

I did find a series of pics of some poor fool who'd managed to get a (still full) jelly jar and some potatoes into his ass. No lie. QUITE the photographic documentation in the ER...

I'll spare you the link, unless you really want it.