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It's How Cripple Is Done.

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OMG!! Some of the others!!

"Snap! Crackle! Cripple!"

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a cripple?"

"Ribbed for her cripple"

"Devon knows how to make the cripple so creamy!!"

(I am not making this shit up! Gods!! I wish I could!! This is genius!!)

"Daddy or cripple?"

"Unzip a cripple"

Comments

[cubdaddy.livejournal.com]

LOL

[putzmeisterbear.livejournal.com]

I'm really glad I read your blog. You are a good person.

On my first try...

[nightsinge.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I'm kinda partial to this one:

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Cripple.

[adamantine1.livejournal.com]

I vote for the last one.

[beg1n.livejournal.com]

I think I may know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a cripple, but I promise not to tell.

me like

[jjblue.livejournal.com]

I really love the unzip a cripple :)