Yeah.... Fatwa....

[wheelieterp]

Mom just called me, cracking up... When she calmed down enough to talk, she gasped, "Oh honey, I am begining to wonder if you even exist. Sonoma County just called. They said they have no birth records for you and that we should try Napa."

I am *so* getting deported to Iran.

Do these Salavar make me look fat?

I hope one can get one's sugar-free one pump cinnamon dolce non fat no whip latte iced there, or whereispaco will never agree to come over and DJ my event I am planning:

BEAR JIHAD '07

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LALALALALALALALALALALA!

[whereispaco.livejournal.com]

I am so wearing my burka mini halter to that event and declaring a fatwa on all of Sonoma County. Whatevs. I mean... FAIRFIELD is in Sonoma County. Blech.

:-)

Re: LALALALALALALALALALALA!

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

Totally.. Apparently the town I was born in no longer exists, but if it did, it would be in Napa county now.

Napa is so much classier... Like your diasey dukes.

BTW.. The name of the town??

Sanatarium.

I am not kidding.

Re: LALALALALALALALALALALA!

[hugh-mannity.livejournal.com]

Only you.

*cracks up laughing and wakes up officemate*

Re: LALALALALALALALALALALA!

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

What?

What?

;-)

Re: LALALALALALALALALALALA!

[azhdragon.livejournal.com]

ahhh, Napa.

What's not classy about grapevines? Grapevines go with *everything*.

and it's the birthplace of Magnavox! That's pretty ... classy.

It could be worse, you know. It could have been Yountville.

or ... (I'm sure I'll think of something else, just give me time...)

ah, Napa. how we love thee.

Re: LALALALALALALALALALALA!

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

Grapevines *DO* go with everything..as is evidenced by the wallpaper I bought at Buy-mart for the kitchen of my trailer.

It's almost as classy as whereispaco's daisey dukes.

But WAY less slutty.

Re: LALALALALALALALALALALA!

[azhdragon.livejournal.com]

when you say trailer, it brings to mind the RV park in Napa where I stayed for a month last year.

it really makes you feel good to find warning signs like this at the entrance.

and this is where my daughter *chose* for me to stay while I was there. do you think she was trying to tell me something?

Re: LALALALALALALALALALALA!

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

Wait!! Is that banjos I hear??


EEEEEKKKKK!

Re: LALALALALALALALALALALA!

[jalkr.livejournal.com]

Wal, you do have a purdy mouth.

Re: LALALALALALALALALALALA!

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

And I can squeal like a pig!