being queer is fun!!

[wheelieterp]

I just got cruised by the cutest gaggle of twenty something baby butch dyke bois.

Now I have a total chubby.

I want a dyke boi.

Comments

[bearsir.livejournal.com]

Oh, sugar. I know just the one. Shall I mail her, or would you like to come and pick her up.

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

Mail is fine, just don't forget the air holes.

[bearsir.livejournal.com]

She already has three holes, how many more could you possibly...

Oh. The carton. Uh, right.

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

Yeah.. This one time? When I was a kid? I ordered some American anole lizards in the mail... Like half of them arrived dead.. I was wrecked for months. Imagine my chagrin if my cute dyke boi arrived toe up...I would never realize my dream of learning how to fist vaginally.

~waves hand around in the air~

[asweetbri.livejournal.com]

oooh ooh ooh, I want one too! ~grins~

[shakay.livejournal.com]

erm...well...would an uncollared non-submissive switch bottom poly tranny boi fag dyke do?

*BLUSH*

[dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com]

Totally...

[shakay.livejournal.com]

Don't think I could fullfill your dream tho....
Not into fisting -- ;-) at least not vaginallly.

[chef2b.livejournal.com]

On Honey, now you've gone and done it. You know how the universe works. You've asked and well, I suspect that there is a minor waiting period, but in YOUR case, I doubt it highly.

Bon Appetite, and do tell. These days I seem to be living vicariously through you.