A god has arisen in Portland

And His first comandment is DANCE!!

The town is a twitter with talk of Saturday night and the spell woven by whereispaco. You can go down to Vaseline Alley and see men, hollowed out from bliss, like a drug, wandering around in tattered leather with remnants of glitter and feathers clinging to their tear stained faces.

It was an ascention. He plugged in His controller, plopped in a few carefully chosen CDs, adjusted some sliders and opened a gateway to another world: a paradise of sound, a heaven of rhythm.

Oh sure, there were a few hold-outs. Wisend and stalwart cruising die hards who resisted the urge to groove, who clung to thier vain attempts to look cool. But in the end, we all succumbed. The fetters of Eagle Attitude were cast off and we were baptized in His river of music. He commanded Dance, and we, His humble and awe-struck servants, obeyed.

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We are all lost to His grace. We are all happy slaves to His whim.

Stay tuned for news on His second coming.