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Aug. 14th, 2007 02:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wheelieterpWheelchairs suck.
Despite how much I love the stylishness of Dave, the Barbie Dream Chair, And despite the fact that he is a warm and caring chair that does his very best to haul me around to the places I need to be, all the while remaining utterly fabulous and not complaining, he is still a wheelchair.
And wheelchairs suck.
Tonight, Dave and I got stuck in a bathroom stall. Wedged.
Now I have been in Dave for going on a month now, this time... My ass is still not adjusted... I am suffering from horrible asstrophy* and lower back pain from forever sitting. I am frustrated, and sore, and sick and by all rights, getting wedged in a bathroom stall should have broken my will and left me a sobbing, soul-spent mess.
Only one problem with that.
It was hilarious. We would have been un-jammed in no time had I just been able to stop laughing.
*Asstrophy: N. Atrophy of ass from sitting for too long.
Despite how much I love the stylishness of Dave, the Barbie Dream Chair, And despite the fact that he is a warm and caring chair that does his very best to haul me around to the places I need to be, all the while remaining utterly fabulous and not complaining, he is still a wheelchair.
And wheelchairs suck.
Tonight, Dave and I got stuck in a bathroom stall. Wedged.
Now I have been in Dave for going on a month now, this time... My ass is still not adjusted... I am suffering from horrible asstrophy* and lower back pain from forever sitting. I am frustrated, and sore, and sick and by all rights, getting wedged in a bathroom stall should have broken my will and left me a sobbing, soul-spent mess.
Only one problem with that.
It was hilarious. We would have been un-jammed in no time had I just been able to stop laughing.
*Asstrophy: N. Atrophy of ass from sitting for too long.