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WheelieTerp ([personal profile] wheelieterp) wrote2007-02-05 09:32 am

A god has arisen in Portland

And His first comandment is DANCE!!

The town is a twitter with talk of Saturday night and the spell woven by [livejournal.com profile] whereispaco. You can go down to Vaseline Alley and see men, hollowed out from bliss, like a drug, wandering around in tattered leather with remnants of glitter and feathers clinging to their tear stained faces.

It was an ascention. He plugged in His controller, plopped in a few carefully chosen CDs, adjusted some sliders and opened a gateway to another world: a paradise of sound, a heaven of rhythm.

Oh sure, there were a few hold-outs. Wisend and stalwart cruising die hards who resisted the urge to groove, who clung to thier vain attempts to look cool. But in the end, we all succumbed. The fetters of Eagle Attitude were cast off and we were baptized in His river of music. He commanded Dance, and we, His humble and awe-struck servants, obeyed.





The god Himself.



His subjects (this pic was NOT taken at the peak).



There were holy folks there to see us all into His kingdom. Yours truly and Sister Tasha Salad, of the Order Of Benevolant Bliss, The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.



There were beasts, former men who had been transformed into primal and wild beings. Feckless attempts to control them were employed, but the calling of His sound was too much, and some had to be locked in cages. ([livejournal.com profile] fuzzyjay)



There were angels; beings of astounding beauty made impossibly more glorious when bathed in His music.



We are all lost to His grace. We are all happy slaves to His whim.

Stay tuned for news on His second coming.

[identity profile] baerenjagd.livejournal.com 2007-02-05 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm certainly looking forward to experiencing this first hand. :o)

[identity profile] dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com 2007-02-05 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Seeing as I am expecting BDK to read my blog today (I sent him a link), I am gonna take this opportunity to say that I hope you get to experience it from behind the bar. But, slaking the thirst of the feverish and reveling masses that are Paco's Bitchez is an exhausting and herculean undertaking. I am going to need to see naked pictures of you to make sure your physique is up to the task.

(check out his pic, Boss, He'd look smashing behind that bar. The bitchez will be salavating into thier mason jars of PBR.)

[identity profile] baerenjagd.livejournal.com 2007-02-06 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! I enjoy a challenge and I'm no stranger to working my ass off behind a bar whether I'm pouring a Pabst or balancing books. ;o) I'm sure Brian told u I co-managed and bartended at CC's for a time which was a pretty exhaustive thankless task considering what I had to work with at the time... and that wasn't much! A job I loved yet prolly not the atmosphere I was most suited for coming from The Black Eagle in Toronto before that... all my PDX homies were always up Stark St at The Eagle. Weeknights I used to close up CC's and head up there and help close there but pretty dead by that time. As far as nekkid photos... haha... what kind of guarantee do I get out of this deal besides looking like a rent boy? Doh! LOL

[identity profile] dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com 2007-02-06 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Guarantee?? Let's see...

I guarantee that I will enjoy it enormously.

That's a about as good as I can do...I would never, ever be smarmy enought to fuck with a man's livelyhood by actually barterring reccomondations for wank bank fodder.

You already have my reccomondation, the nekkid pics are purely for my less-than pure pleasure.

Tee hee

[identity profile] baerenjagd.livejournal.com 2007-02-06 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Good man... u score major brownie points. ;o)

[identity profile] dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com 2007-02-06 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Brownie points?? Don't you have to throw them back until they become full Girl Scouts?

[identity profile] baerenjagd.livejournal.com 2007-02-06 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Only if you have a hankering for cookies...

[identity profile] dodgingwndshlds.livejournal.com 2007-02-06 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmmmm... Cockies... Er... I mean COOKIES...