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I had Rex out in the living room tonight, back wheels off, doing some maintenance, and Her Royal Highness, The Pirate Tranny Kitty Goddess Afsoun:Bane Of Arachnid Kind, And Harbinger Of Podiatric Doom decided that the catch-net under Rex (which we call "The Trunk") is now her most favoritest bed.










It was cute until she said "Crawl for all I care, crippled opposable thumb boy, this here is mine now."

I was starting to get worried, but The Ruling Reddcub put out an empty box on its side and she was all "Ooooh! Box!" and forgot all about Rex.

He's such a smart guy.
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Her Proletariat Commonness, The Babushka'd Tranny Kitty Comrade, Afsounaya: Bane Of The Breadline Kind And Harbinger Of Communism's Doom circa 1988.
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So when I was moving out, I told the roommate, [livejournal.com profile] fuzzyjay to leave anything he wanted taken to the dump in a big pile with my dump stuff in the middle of the garage. Included in the stuff he wanted to get rid of was a nice rolly suitcase, the kind of which I have been looking for to buy. Well.. I snatched it right up! (Even better, I think it may have once belonged to the famous Gay Days Dj Contest Winner, [livejournal.com profile] whereispaco, so I feel like I own a piece of memorabilia akin to owning one of John Lennon's baby teeth, or the skeleton of the Elephant Man... Only better, and less... ummm, gross.)

ANYWAY, it's sitting in the living room of the new place right now, getting ready to be put away, when The Ruling ReddCub and I find a home for it, and Her Royal Highness, The Pirate Tranny Kitty Goddess, Afsoun: Bane Of Arachnid Kind And Harbinger Of Podiatric Doom loves to hide behind it in order to Harbinger the Doom of the feet that walk by.... But today, she started to attack the suitcase itself, biting it and otherwise trying to KILL IT!! KILL IT QUICKLY BEFORE IT BREEDS!!!!

That's when I discovered it... She is the reincarnation of that gorilla in the American Tourister commercials of yore.
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The Senate implores Queen Amidala to sit down and fix her lipstick and surrenders the floor to Her Royal Highness, The Pirate Tranny Kitty Goddess Afsoun: Bane Of Arachnid Kind And Harbinger of Podiatric Doom, Supreme High Ruler of the Ice Planet, Hoth.

FYI...

Jan. 3rd, 2007 01:09 am
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Pirate Tranny Kitty Goddesses dig pillows.

That is all.
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Last night, I took out the trash. What makes this remarkable is that apparently, upon re-entering the abode, I neglected to shut the door all of the way.

Some time later, I turned around from the computer to notice that the front door was ajar.... And Her Royal Highness, The Pirate Tranny Kitty Goddess Afsoun: Bane Of Arachnid Kind, Harbinger Of Podiatric Doom was no where to be found.

Being the kind of man we all know I am, I (of course) freaked the fuck out.... Flashlight was grabbed, frantic searching began. I was unable to locate her, even after crossing my VERY busy street and searching over the bushes there.

What is the modern urban homo to do when his Goddess has gone a-missing? Why, place a frantic, histronic call to SHE WHO KNOWS CATS (aka:Mom), of course.

"Sweetie, just leave the door open a bit and go on about your business... She'll come back."

Just about then, my friend B showed up for our appointment for me to help him with some digital photos. After freaking out on him, we sat at the computer for me to distractedly help him.

30 seconds later, Afsoun walks by, on her way to the food dish.

Well... She got a good talking to, which did not amuse her at all..

Once B left, she wandered over to the now securely closed door, sat in front of it, looked over her shoulder and started screaming..

"Hey!! Opposable thumb boy!! Get your ass over here and open this door!!"

I told her no. She is still miffed.
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Kahli, my little spider friend is doing well.. She had spun a nice funnel web in the jar and could be seen crawling around well on her 7 legs.

I was worried about feeding her properly, so I decided to let her go and fend for herself. Even though I generally don't believe in keeping wild animals as pets, I was willing to keep her if it seemed that she would be horrendously handicapped by her missing limb. But, she seemed fine.

I did, however, return her where I found her... My bathroom. She crawled up the wall fine... Now, I can't find her. Hopefully, she will live a long and happy life keeping my house free of bugs and bad luck.

In the meantime, HRH, The Tranny Kitty Goddess Afsoun, Bane of Arachnid Kind continues to have eye stuff going on. I have taken her to two vets and a friend who is a vet-tech and all told me the same thing: Persians are prone to eye problems and gooping.. As long as the goop does not change color or have an odor, I should not worry when her left eye swells up like that. She squints... So now, we add to her name yet again...

Her Royal Higness, The Pirate Tranny Kitty Goddess Afsoun, Bane of Arachnid Kind.

She has been wonderful with me sick, fussing over me and making sure I am warm and have pleasant purring sounds to sleep to..

I am also convinced that she channels Reiki, as when I am unwell or in pain, she gets a very intent look on her flat little face and does this whole laying on of paws thing.....
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As I have blogged about before, Her Royal Highness The Tranny Kitty Goddess Afsoun: Bane of Arachnid Kind will only partake of her EAU from the toilet. She has now discovered that porcelin bowls have kick ass acoustics and she sings into it before drinking. Which is melodious and wonderful beautiful, of course... Unless it is three am.
wheelieterp: Head shot of me: black and white. Shaved head. Black, full goatee. Big toothy smile. (kitty)
Like many Goddesses, Afsoun's name just keep getting longer as her exploits increase in number. Her full moniker is now "Her Royal Highness, The Tranny Kitty Goddess Afsoun: The Bane of Arachnid Kind." I have rescued two lovely ladies from her merciless clutches tonight.

Now she is mad at me; as is evidenced by the swishing tail and the "Fine. But you have to sleep sometime, dirt slave fur monkey" look. Fortuantely for me, I know her weakness: she cannot resist the Goddess soothing powers of THE BRUSH.


Ok.. It's one thing to anthropomorphise your cat, but to do it after seeing X-3 adds a whole new nuance to it, don't you think?
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Afsoun and I just had a lovely visit with [livejournal.com profile] badrobot68... He and his friend were here in Portland visiting someone and they set some time aside to make a pligramage to worship at the feet of the Tranny Kitty Goddess stop by on their way out of town.

Afsoun was secretly thrilled by the whole thing, but outwardly maintained a fascade of being completely nonplussed.


Then I got out Oogy. She got high and made a spectacle of herself. Now she's mad at me for drugging her and ruining her regal act.

She's such a mess... In that fabulous Liza Minnelli kind of way...


Blurry pic HERE )
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HRH, The Tranny Kitty Goddess with a Mohawk made the funny pages today!!!!

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Spring is here, which means I am now sleeping with my bedroom window open... Admittedly, it does get a bit chilly in the wee hours, but I have a fabulous quilt.. Anyway, HRH, the Tranny Kitty Goddess Afsoun, with hir stylish mohawked hair, gets peeved at the chill... S/he sits on my head and meows. Until this morning, when I sleepily held up the fabulous quilt, and s/he meandered in, settled in and had hirself a good purr... Yup.. S/he has discovered UNDER the blankets.

Life is good.
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And I forgot to mention.... Saturday night, I did not stay at home.. It was the first time since Afsoun came to live with me that I stayed gone over night.

Yup. Pissed.. Still...Last night, HRH decided that every picture frame on the tables and shelves in the living room had to come down, she screamed all night and refused to allow me to sleep.

I read today that cats have 100 different kinds of vocalizations... 98 of them have to do with food. Afsoun's other two are "How dare you" and "WORSHIP ME!".
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Yes.. Afsoun loves nap time.... We start out like this:

Read more... )
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Afsoun plays Hedwig


This was totally not staged.
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I am on vacation. The goal today is to clean my apartment top to bottom.... I have been trying to make my bed for the last 2 hours... But..

There is this slight problem )
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Seriously, I have no idea how I survived before Afsoun.. This cat is the best thing ever....The joy that Afsoun has brought into my life these past few weeks is shocking.....


I WUV MY KITTY...


wheelieterp: Head shot of me: black and white. Shaved head. Black, full goatee. Big toothy smile. (kitty)
The Goddess Afsoun is too good to drink from a mere bowl of water. Nay, even if that bowl is my finest china (which, admittadly, is not all that fine). No, Afsoun has heard the toilet referred to as "The Throne" and since that fateful day, only that water is suitable for Her Holiness the Tranny Kitty. I left the seat closed before going to work. My Lady, am I in trouble..... Denied access to that cistern of yellow hanky-inspiring eau for almost 10 hours! THE HORROR!!! Why, She almost died of thirst!!! (Nevermind the still FULL bowl of perfectly fresh and FILTERED water I put down for her this morning.)

Oh.. and while I am burying this at the bottom of a cute kitty entry, don't for ONE SECOND think I don't want oodles of attention..... Today, I am 2 years clean and sober and one year off cigarretts. Yay me!

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