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An important day came and went without notice... The Ruling Reddcub and I totally missed the Day I Officially Became an Oregonian.


According to the Ruling Reddcub, there are few paths to becoming an Oregonian. He gave me this worksheet, which I have now been able to complete...


To Be an Oregonian, Pick:

One From group A: Get Born here ( ) Become a vegan, give up driving, and be voted Rose Queen while doing the Zoobomb on a completely recycled bicycle ( )

*OR*

One from group B: Be the partner of someone who has the good sense to have been born here. (x) Save the life of someone who had the good sense to have been born here. ( )

*AND*

TWO (2) from group C: Live here for a minimum of 5 years (X) Ride the Worst Day of the Year ride naked ( ) Develop an allergy that causes you to become kind of cranky and weird after too many days of continuous sunlight (x)


Note: I just read this to the little shit, and he said: "It's more like 10 or 15 years, actually."

Bug: "That's not what you said before!! You said 5!!!"

RRC: "......"

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